A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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