Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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This is an anti-joke.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Anti Joke

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