- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Are you black? Kill yourself.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Women's Rights

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

men's rights activists

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

woman's rights

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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