- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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