Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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