- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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