Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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