3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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