How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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