- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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