- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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