Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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