- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

someone called someone else a frog

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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