- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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