- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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