- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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