Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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