Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Roses are red, yup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Blacks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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