- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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