- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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