- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

These Jokes suck.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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