- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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