what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Yes

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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