- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

13 =B you just learned something

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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