- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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