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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A guy walks into a bar

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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