- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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