- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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