why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Anti Joke

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