There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I put my baby in a microwave.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

So FDR walks into a bar.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I'm homeless.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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