Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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whats green and lives in the water

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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