- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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