- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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