Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Women can vote? WTF

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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