What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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