- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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