In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yanter, Look it up

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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