- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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