Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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