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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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