- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's the difference between a duck?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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