- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

nothing

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Katy Perry

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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