"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

thumb_up thumb_down -23

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Tilt your screen back .

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops