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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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