- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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