Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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