- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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