Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A man died.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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