3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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David Cameron

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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snowglobe

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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