A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

knock knock come in !

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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