knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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