What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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