How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What stops a train? A missile

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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