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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I like school Said no one ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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