- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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