- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Eric is gay Ha

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??