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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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