Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down +1

quantum physics?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops