- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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