Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

My jeans

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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