What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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