I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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