What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

the economy.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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