- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Urban ghettos

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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