Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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