- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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