- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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