- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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