A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Anti Joke

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