- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

your mum

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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