- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A pope meets another one

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Eric is gay Ha

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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