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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

whats hairy and crys your mom

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Chris is hairy

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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