why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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João Duarte reads this.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Anti Joke

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