- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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