Jebron Lames.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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