Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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