What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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