- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Where's my tractor?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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