- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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