- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Cheese

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do I hate? people

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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