How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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