- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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