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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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