Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Poker? I barely even know her.

Tucker Rivera

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A guy walks into a bar

Anti Joke

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