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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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