Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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