- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

i killed my family

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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