people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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