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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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