- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats the defination of cruelty

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Tony Romo

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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