- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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