- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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