- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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