Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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