The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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