- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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