- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Women's rights.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Wanna hear a joke? no

knock knock Dave's not here.

drugs.

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