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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Faithful men.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

bite me

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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