- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A blind man walks into a library.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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