- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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