What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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what is 3+3= 8

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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