- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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