I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Grace Ackerson

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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