What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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