Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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