- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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