- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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