A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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