- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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