What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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BIG MAC'S

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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