If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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