- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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