- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

quantum physics?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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