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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.