- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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