Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Poop...

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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