In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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