- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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