- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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