why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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