There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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