roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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