What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Once, I went to Peru.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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