- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Albino African Americans

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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