- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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