- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

roses are red poo is poo

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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