You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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