What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Cripples are lame.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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