Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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