what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Good job, son.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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