What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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