Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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