- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

hey guys im gay

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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