why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Chris is hairy

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Yes

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whats white and sticky glue

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Men's rights

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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