Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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I have a really funny joke.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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