- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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