- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

u know whats a crime? rape

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