- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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