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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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