- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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