Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Potassium? K.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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