A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

I agree to the terms and conditions

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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