- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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