Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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quantum physics?

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Anti Joke

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