- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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