- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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