- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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