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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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