- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

you will like this because i am black.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

my penis

Whats worse than a joke? This

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