What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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