what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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