- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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