- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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