Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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