- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Guess what? I like trains.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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