- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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