What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Flowers are colors Love me

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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