- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

drugs.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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