- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

ewrg

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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