- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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