Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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