Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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