- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

I put my baby in a microwave.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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