- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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