- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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