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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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